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You know the male-female dating relationship so many comedians riff on? He has pornographic images in his head and he wants to relive them… Listen to what I'm about to say: Patrice O'Neal was one of the best-loved comedians among his peers. Well with girls I don't get no respect. Who wants to blow their husband?

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Louis C. I had a blind date. Aren't you upset? In this clip he talks about how great it is to be single in theory, but how badly it can play out in the era of texting, social media and Tinder swiping. Because Britney Spears is the kind of woman you see on television and say "oh, she's let herself go.

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He expounds on the theory, painting men as depraved creatures after one thing only:

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I knew this was gonna happen. I like to date schoolteachers. Basically, like a koala. If you never date, the possibility of doing that never comes up! Chris Rock is arguably the best-known comedian of the past two decades. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.

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Or a cat contemplating the taste of birds. You get in. Daniel Tosh. Just because he came, does not mean you made him come. I waited two hours on the corner. This post was sponsored by NBC's Undateable.

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