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One hilarious comic shows an unimpressed woman opening the door to a short, overweight, and balding date. The girl's father stands up again. In my 20s someone told me that each person has not one but 30 soul mates walking the earth. Hey girl are you a jellyfish because my understanding of your anatomy is rudimentary at best and I'm afraid to go near you — Sean, From On Line asimplesean July 9, Discuss This! Hi mom and dad, meet my new boyfriend, Netflix - Swishergirl Swishergirl
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